Stealth Blog: Week of 22 August 2011

 

 

It is a new week. The last week went missing and. Despite several phone calls last week  is not answering any questions.

 

Today, there are great moves afoot in Libya. Libya, the kingdom of Quadaffi, who was born in a tent in the desert, became a college grad, rose through the ranks of  military officers, and threw out the last King of Libya.  He is a controversial and increasingly irrational figure who has become a symbol for terroristic hegemony throughout the world.

42 years of rule by a despot, hated by his own and hated by his enemies, will soon come to a resolution, if not to an end.

Now we wonder if there will be a smooth, peaceful transition….

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KNUCKELHEADS WILL CONTINUE TO RULE THE WORLD

This year, the income from tuition at the University of California, my Alma mater, will be greater than the amount of money that the school receives from the State of California. This means that onlyrich nerds will pass the mandatory tests and get educated…but how well will they do when the only available jobs were with our broke assed government?

Has no one paid attention to the post 1960’s era movies? It is ALWAYS the low achieving, street savvy, petty criminal knucklehead who saves us from the aliens, Satan, and communists! It is always the scientists who cause all of the trouble.

After all, the Soviet Union was taken down mostly by  high school graduates with GEDs! You hear that, Bachmann? Obama?

Here’s the solution: pay the knuckleheads to educate the nerds.

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TO HECK WITH IT.  IT’S TIME TO WALK ON THE WILD SIDE. BLOW YOUR TROUBLES AWAY WITH A SWINGIN’ INTERLUDE!

 

 

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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