There is a mega million dollar mansion in Great Britain. It lies about 25 miles outside of London and must have come from some great redistribution of wealth during the past 10 years.
According to Gawker, a major news source, the specs are this:
“Built in 1924, rescued from fire damage by Arizona architect John Scholz, and first listed for $143.5 million six years ago, Updown Court boasts 103 rooms, five swimming pools, an eight-limousine garage, a $6 million marble heated driveway, a staircase modeled after the one in the late Gianni Versace’s mansion in Miami, a two-lane bowling alley, a 50-seat home theater, and, of course, a panic room.”
There has the nerve to be a video of the joint at Gawker. I am ashamed to have quit playing the mega millions. Really.
Wait… “Updown Court”?
Why, Stealth Blog was just summoned there for a hearing yesterday.
TRACEY MORGAN IS A DEAD MAN.
THE SARAH PALIN E-MAILS COME OUT OF THE CLOSET TODAY!!!!
According to the Guardian, UK, 24,199 of the documents will be handed over in six boxes, where journalists of the highest caliber will pore over them and release the most salicious details to allow the most boring and probably stupid feeding frenzy since the ancient days of Weinergate.
Representatives of CNN, Fox, the New York Times and the Washington Post will be at the court building in Alaska’s capital to grab their copies.
Anderson Cooper will be so busy with this freedom of information windfall that he will be able to leave the Countess Delesepps alone after having insulted her about using the word “class”.
In preparations for the release, the Stealth Blog Editor has hired a staff that will pore over the releases of Evil Barbie droppings and probably tweet for about 5 minutes if something juicy pops out.
RARE SKINK SAVED FROM EXTINCTION
Is it Tracey Morgan? No.
According to BBC Nature, the beast is a snakey looking thing that has been imported to the UK before the voracious shrews that feed on them could decimate their population. They live in Flat Island in Mauritius, but sound a lot like another near extinct species, The Real Housewives of Anywhere That We Would Actually Like to Meet.
ARE AMERICANS PREPARED FOR ATTACKS BY ZOMBIES?
According to Stealth Blog, apparently not.
A LUCRATIVE WORK AT HOME JOB HAS BEEN FOUND FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS LOTS OF NEWSPAPER!