Stealth News: All the news that is truly fit to read

THE COOLEST GOOGLE LOGO EVER 

Google has the coolest logo in the history of Google logos. It is a real guitar that can be played and recorded in honor of Les Paul’s (1915-2009) birthday.  Hopefully, there will be a permanent home for it. 

FACEBOOK FRIENDS TATOO A HOAX 

 The woman who claimed that she had all of her Facebook friends tattooed on her is a hoaxer. They were temporary tattoos that were part of a stunt for a firm that makes gifts out of friend’s profile pictures. 

Note to self: There will be no Weiner jokes in relation to that story. No Weiner! Bad girl! Stop it!  

GOLD FARMING IN CHINA 

There was a tale last week of Chinese prisoners who were forced to play online games, such as World of Warcraft. They had to do the little tasks that earn gold coins. The coins eventually can be used in exchange for real world goodies. Prison  guards were allegedly raking in $800 to $900 a day from this scheme, according to a former prisoner. This is called “gold farming“.  So kids, apply yourselves and you can gain riches by forcing prisoners to do thousands of those little gaming tasks. (Or by encouraging writers to write for Google Adsense pay!)

One analyst figures that the goods are cheap Chinese crap that just goes back to China or on EBay. 

SCHOOL IRONIC PRANK OF THE CENTURY 

Students in New Zealand pranked the prank of all times by strategically killing bits of grass on their campus to create an artistic presentation. The presentation involved grassy areas all over the school property. The problem? The art depicts giant grass penises

 THERE IS NO WIENER NEWS TODAY

Today, we celebrate the end of the Weiner news cycle!  To express our joy at the passing of this societal kidneymilestone, we will have a discussion of pumas in the crevasses while we remember weenies and cabbage, a good old American dish.

 

SMOTHERS BROTHERS “BOIL THAT CABBAGE DOWN”

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