Is freaking everybody out
That’s what the headline says
But I have my doubts.
I’m waiting for the three eyed fish
’cause that’s what “The Simpsons” foretells
May as well refer to pop culture
If we’re all going to hell.
(The individual mandate provisions of the health-care law “may violate the constitution of Ayn Rand, but they do not violate the Constitution of the United States”.
—Acting Solicitor General Neal Katyal in oral arguments before the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals
Stewart was doing a Wiener apology. After ditching the bottled water that he was nervously chugging, the most popular news anchor on television broke out with a martini shaker and poured himself a Cosmo. He later got so worked up that he pulled out a giant blender and mixed himself a margarita.
Then he cut himself on the margarita glass.
Bleeding profusely, Stewart rallied and carried on with the skit, which included resigning from the Jon Stewart show. He was instantly replaced by that “other” Jon.
You know…the British Jon.
Still bleeding, Stewart was forced to throw the British Jon out of his anchor’s seat, explaining that the resignation was part of the skit and was not real.
This is television joke journalism at it’s finest.