It is a brave new world, that Twitter place. My account has been quite dormant for the past few years since I set it all up, but lately I decided to publicize my pithy writings there.
In the process, I discovered the “Trending Topics” and “search” features. There lies a whole new world of hilarious and downright wrong. Some tweets are pithy, some are loudly funny, and others lead to whole new worlds of information about things.
True! Twitter is no longer full of teenybopper droppings and silly notes from mum and dad. There are some real gems out there.
Under the hashtag “#endoftheworldconfessions”, I found these gems
“the world ain’t ending son, my yogurt expires in 2013” By Lil Tune Chi
“I ‘let the dogs out.’ It was me.” By Lord Voldemort
Have any fun plans for today’s impending apocalypse? And if the Rapture already did happen in your time zone, PLEASE NO SPOILERS! By Joy Behar
Bond 78007 has a real problem: “Apocalypse please… I’m out of hemroid cream.”
No one understands why Wal Mart is in the trending topics, but that does not stop people from tweeting about it!
“Agh….agh…. The rapture people were right… I see demons! Oh, wait. I’m just at wal-mart.” By Igalaviz
Seductive Baby has a suggestion: “Things to do at Wal-Mart: hide in a rack of clothes and when somebody looks through them to yell “WELCOME TO NARNIA”
“Wal-Mart is like a zoo for humans to watch humans.” comes from the mind of Pauly Peligroso
Harold Camping is the $70 million dollar rich old boy behind the whole Rapture insanity. He is a trending topic, of course.
“The Bible vs. Harold Camping; Winner- The Bible” By NotTHATJordan
The #iwannaslap hashtag netted some poignant and some hilarious statements